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Columbus Teen Hospitalized from Too Much Xbox

Your Columbus professional movers are relieved to learn that a local teen is on the road to recovery after collapsing Tuesday. After enduring an excruciating four-day Xbox marathon, our hero emerged from his room unable to maintain consciousness. Jessie Rawlins, the fifteen-year-old boy’s mother, rushed her son to the hospital fearing for his life. Recalling the last four days at home, Jessie realized her son was grossly deprived of nutrients and other vitals as he rarely left his room and fed primarily on snack food. Doctors attribute gaming-related collapses to lack of food and fluids as well as lack of rest and regular physical activity (like moving!) Dr. Mom made her diagnosis as well, and promptly removed what she believed to be the main source of the problem, the Xbox.

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